"The Great Pelican Paddle-Off"
 On a breezy warm spring morning, three American white pelicans—Carl, Bev, and Frank—bobbed along the glassy surface of Evergreen Lake in McLean County, Illinois. They had stopped for a layover during their annual migration, and as usual, boredom was setting in.  "I’m telling you," Carl said, flapping a wing dramatically, "I caught a fish this big  yesterday."  "That wasn’t a fish," Bev scoffed. "It was a soggy flip-flop. And you nearly choked on it."  Frank, the self-appointed philosopher of the group, dipped his bill into the water and sighed. "Isn’t it curious," he mused, "how humans throw their shoes into lakes? What if those flip-flops are part of a secret migration ritual?"  Bev rolled her eyes. "You’d think less if you fished more."  Carl, not one to be outdone, straightened his neck. "Alright, enough chit-chat. Let’s settle this with a good old-fashioned Paddle-Off. First one across the lake wins braggin...